LYRICS
Hater 1
: Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The moki likes Jmoki more than me and you.
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him outta here. (2x)
Hater #2 and #3: We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail.
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale.
Hater #1: We could throw him in the Tigris
Let him float for a while,
Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet
A hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel's back
And send him of to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim
A boot without a spur.
We could give him jelly doughnuts,
Take them all away
Or we could fill his ears with cheeseballs
and his nostrils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Mokiland!
Hater #2: Or! (whispering)
Hater #1: I love it! Hater #3: It's sneaky All : And it just...
Might..: Work!
Haters: We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Mokiland!