|The Water Buffalo Song|
|Title||The Water Buffalo Song|
|Episode||Where's God When I'm S-Scared?|
|Lyrics by||Mike Nawrocki and Lisa Vischer|
|Music by||Mike Nawrocki and Lisa Vischer|
|Sung by||Mike Nawrocki|
Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Larry.
Larry: The Water Buffalo Song!
Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo,
yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know,
but everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store,
got his head stuck in the door,
spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a...
Archibald: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so. Just stop being so silly!
Announcer: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...
Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo,
your's is pink but mine is blue.
Her's was small but...